Too big, too small

Size does matter, after all

Too big, too small

He could be a little bigger

Mercedes-Benz and highway (autobahn)

Driving alone to foreign lands (abroad)

"Travel, travel" (Rise, rise), driving pleasure

I just want fun, not to fall in love

Just a little bit

Just a little bitch

You've got a pussy

I have a dick, ah

So what's the problem?

Let's do it quick

So take me now before it's too late

Life's too short, so I can't wait

Take me now, oh, don't you see?

I can't get laid in Germany

Too short, too tall

Doesn't matter, one size fits all

Too big, too small

The barrier (checkpoint boom gate) should be up

Pretty young lady (miss), in the mood for more?

Lightning war (blitzkrieg) with the meat rifle

Schnapps in the head (a head full of booze), you lovely bride

Stick bratwurst in your sauerkraut

Just a little bit

Be my little bitch

You've got a pussy

I have a dick, ah

So what's the problem?

Let's do it quick

So take me now before it's too late

Life's too short, so I can't wait

Take me now, oh, don't you see?

I can't get laid in Germany

Germany

Germany

You've got a pussy

I have a dick, ah

So what's the problem?

Let's do it quick

You've got a pussy

I have a dick, ah

So what's the problem?

Let's do it quick, quick

You've got a pussy

I have a dick, ah

So what's the problem?

Let's do it quick

So take me now before it's too late

Life's too short, so I can't wait

Take me now, oh, don't you see?

I can't get laid in Germany