Too big, too small
Too big, too small
Size does matter, after all
Size does matter, after all
Zu groß, zu klein
Too big, too small
Er könnte etwas größer sein
He could be a little bigger
Mercedes-Benz und Autobahn
Mercedes-Benz and highway (autobahn)
Alleine in das Ausland fahren
Driving alone to foreign lands (abroad)
"Reise, Reise", Fahrvergnügen
"Travel, travel" (Rise, rise), driving pleasure
Ich will nur Spaß, mich nicht verlieben
I just want fun, not to fall in love
Just a little bit
Just a little bit
Just a little bitch
Just a little bitch
You've got a pussy
You've got a pussy
I have a dick, ah
I have a dick, ah
So what's the problem?
So what's the problem?
Let's do it quick
Let's do it quick
So take me now before it's too late
So take me now before it's too late
Life's too short, so I can't wait
Life's too short, so I can't wait
Take me now, oh, don't you see?
Take me now, oh, don't you see?
I can't get laid in Germany
I can't get laid in Germany
Too short, too tall
Too short, too tall
Doesn't matter, one size fits all
Doesn't matter, one size fits all
Zu groß, zu klein
Too big, too small
Der Schlagbaum sollte oben sein
The barrier (checkpoint boom gate) should be up
Schönes Fräulein, Lust auf mehr?
Pretty young lady (miss), in the mood for more?
Blitzkrieg mit dem Fleischgewehr
Lightning war (blitzkrieg) with the meat rifle
Schnaps im Kopf, du holde Braut
Schnapps in the head (a head full of booze), you lovely bride
Steck Bratwurst in dein Sauerkraut
Stick bratwurst in your sauerkraut
Just a little bit
Just a little bit
Be my little bitch
Be my little bitch
You've got a pussy
You've got a pussy
I have a dick, ah
I have a dick, ah
So what's the problem?
So what's the problem?
Let's do it quick
Let's do it quick
So take me now before it's too late
So take me now before it's too late
Life's too short, so I can't wait
Life's too short, so I can't wait
Take me now, oh, don't you see?
Take me now, oh, don't you see?
I can't get laid in Germany
I can't get laid in Germany
You've got a pussy
You've got a pussy
I have a dick, ah
I have a dick, ah
So what's the problem?
So what's the problem?
Let's do it quick
Let's do it quick
You've got a pussy
You've got a pussy
I have a dick, ah
I have a dick, ah
So what's the problem?
So what's the problem?
Let's do it quick, quick
Let's do it quick, quick
You've got a pussy
You've got a pussy
I have a dick, ah
I have a dick, ah
So what's the problem?
So what's the problem?
Let's do it quick
Let's do it quick
So take me now before it's too late
So take me now before it's too late
Life's too short, so I can't wait
Life's too short, so I can't wait
Take me now, oh, don't you see?
Take me now, oh, don't you see?
I can't get laid in Germany
I can't get laid in Germany